Monday, June 30, 2008

Wrong Camera

On the hunt for big adventure, we made no mistake in steering our rental vehicle north to the Grand Canyon, a four-hour drive that ended with our overwhelming awe at the sight that suddenly appeared out the passenger-side window.

A hasty parking job and a short walk to the rim, and there it was, so immense, so impossible to put in proper perspective. The best way to describe it is — and those who know me know that I don't drop Steven Spielberg references lightly — to recall that scene from "Jaws" when Roy Scheider catches his first glimpse of the great shark, which is much more than the harmless guppy they thought it would be. The giant shark slinks back into the sea, and Scheider turns to his unsuspecting fellow crew members and says, "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat." (I'd argue, the best moment in any of Spielberg's otherwise overrated movies.)

Well ... so we're looking at the Grand Canyon, and the epiphany comes: I think we're gonna need a bigger camera.


This pocket-sized point-and-shoot Canon, while a trusty piece of equipment, seemed horribly feeble to the task of capturing the majestic, panoramic landscape before us. Nevertheless, I snapped my photos and we wandered the South Rim and we enjoyed ourselves. Maybe some of those photos turned out adequately. Meanwhile, I'm plotting my return. Someday to slay the beast, with an air tank and a well aimed bullet ... or a Nikon D40 with high-powered zoom lens and polarizing filter.

Can't help but dream big.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Heat & Kindness

Liz here.

Two observations. One well known. One, perhaps, not.

One: It's hot here. Not like anything I've ever experienced before. It's rather astonishing and frickin' scary if you ask me. I think it hit about 111 degrees today. And yes, it's dry, but it's just brutal. The sun beating down on you is extreme.

Two: People are nice here. Very nice. Like Minnesota nice. We went to a grocery store, and two employees asked if we needed anything. And then at the checkout, we didn't have a savings card, so not only did the checkout guy offer us his but so did the guy behind us in line. Big savings, too.....$20 off because of their kindness! Let's just say we aren't use to that....

By the way, the time stamps are in Mountain Standard Time. Arizona doesn't do the whole daylight saving time.

Retirement Heaven/Hell

Sun City, Ariz., is the most unreal place on the planet. The city basically was single-handedly designed, created and built a few decades ago by a developer named Del Webb, who wrought on the Phoenix suburban landscape thousands of nearly identical condos, apartments and homes laid out in tidy rows with interiors custom designed for the 55 and older crowd, which is 80 percent of the people who live here.

We almost got lost coming in because everything looks the same. The president of the homeowners association let us in. He and his wife have been together since 1948, when they met in high school, and they've lived here nearly from the start, more than 30 years. This condo is owned by Liz's uncle through an inheritance arrangement that isn't worth going into here.

Uncle Jimmy has our eternal gratitude for letting us crash here a couple nights while we breathe in the dry, 107-degree Arizona air. The place is sparsely decorated but cozy enough. I'm sitting on a relaxing couch. Going easy on my rear end after our marathon plane ride, which almost didn't happen because of one of the airlines' pesky overbooking fiascoes.

But that's all behind us now, and the vacation lifestyle won't be hard to get used to. They even upgraded us to a Hyundai Santa Fe at the rental dealership — much larger than we need and much less efficient, but what the heck. The Southwest can turn us into gas-guzzlers for a week,

Well, gotta go. I think Liz has found a roadrunner and her chicks in the courtyard. Seriously. (So cool.)

Afternoon update: Upon further review, seems those birds aren't roadrunners, but rather Gambel's quail. Boy, were we fooled. But we haven't given up on the hunt for a real roadrunner. Beep-beep!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Holed Up in Newark

Vacation started for me at 6 p.m. this evening when I finally said, "screw this job," and caught the next elevator down to the lobby, where Liz was waiting outside with her luggage. I had taken my luggage with me to work, so with suitcases in hand we made our way down to New York's Penn Station.

This is our first real vacation since the wedding, and that ... well that didn't really count. A good time, yes. Memorable, yes. Oh, and encompassing the greatest moment of both of our lives, yes. Plus cake. But that week was hardly what you'd call a vacation.

This week, we're doing it up right, heading West by train, by plane and then by car. First stop, Phoenix and the Grand Canyon. Then to San Diego to visit my relatives and Fullerton to visit a Liz relative and then Los Angeles to visit more of my relatives, as well as my alma mater, USC. My first time back since the day I finally said, "screw this college." It was a long time ago.

Tonight, we made it by train out to the Newark airport, then caught our hotel shuttle. Flight leaves at 6:55 a.m., so we're staying at a crappy but comfy Econo Lodge. Liz wouldn't tolerate the place if it wasn't for the Perkins restaurant on the other end of the parking lot. (Liz says: Pie ... mmmmm.) Oh, and also, there's HBO and some George Carlin specials on (one of them a Jersey show!).

Up at the butt crack of dawn tomorrow. Hopefully we'll have more interesting adventures to describe in a day or two. And pictures by the end of the trip, unless I snag a cord somewhere so I can upload them as we go.

Update: Camera cord snagged. Travel blog now photo ready.

Monday, June 23, 2008

The World Can Go to Hell

I don't want to get a reputation as an obituary blogger, but I feel compelled to mention the passing of acerbic funnyman George Carlin.

One of the joys of working at newspapers, even small newspapers, is the opportunity to interview big names when they happen to pass through town. My 2003 interview with Carlin ahead of his gig at Wausau's Grand Theater was one of my most memorable. I seemed to ask all the right questions, and Carlin couldn't help giving the best answers, with his famous pessimism toward humanity. His shows often are frantic, but on the phone he sounded subdued.

"I don't take any of this stuff here in this world seriously," he said. "I don't care about anything. Nothing. Family and friends, yes, and it ends right there." Somehow he was able to make such bleak commentary horribly funny in performance art he called "kind of a heightened theatrical version of contempt and distaste and disappointment."

I remember him from some of his routines that made it onto radio's Dr. Demento show when I was in middle school high school, from his long list of funny book titles in The Book Club to the bit about the many versions of your stuff you take with you when you're on vacation. I don't think I ever heard the infamous "Seven Words" bit, except in censored form, but I'm sure I've used a few of the words from time to time.

Cymbeline

We had a wonderful Sunday after a long week of work. Dave and I traveled back to our old stomping grounds to see Cymbeline at the Hudson Valley Shakespeare Festival in Garrison, N.Y., about 15 miles south of Fishkill. We were joined by our friends Katie and Karl.

The play, which is one of the lesser known Shakespeare plays, was outstanding. It had a good mixture of comedy and tragedy.

The festival is held on the grounds of an historic federal-style house that overlooks the Hudson River. The view includes West Point. We took some pictures for you to see:
http://picasaweb.google.com/eputnam97/HudsonValleyShakespeareFestival

This week we are preparing for our big West Coast trip. On Sunday we are flying to Arizona for a few days to visit the Grand Canyon. Next, it's off to San Diego to visit Dave's Aunt Liz and Uncle Richard. (Yes, another Liz Paulsen!) From there we are off to L.A. to visit Dave's Aunt Ginger and Uncle Gerard. We also plan to make a stop at Dave's alma mater, USC, and visit Santa Monica. It's going to be a whirlwind trip for sure!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Getting From Point A to Point B

All travel looks backward. Technological advances build on what came before, and often the modes of transportation that seem revolutionary today claim their novelty by redefining earlier modes — quicker, safer, easier on the psyche or the seat of your pants, but based on concepts developed over generations.

Generations on the move. The settler pushing over the plains with his family, horse and carriage, now the U-Haul with trailer hitch. Current-fueled raft, ocean steamliner, speedboat, personal watercraft, kayak, canoe. The physics behind today's jumbo jets, the same physics behind the Wright Brothers first flight, though the size and comforts of air travel may have improved a bit. A train is a train, and riding the train into work every day I can imagine how passengers on those first transcontinental rails must have felt, hurtling across the countryside, speed at their window, the chug of car hitched to car in tandem, lungs once filling with burning coal smoke, now filling with chemical exhaust of unknown origin.

The variety of America is evident in its travel. Mark Twain, in "Roughing It," traveled from Missouri to Nevada, first on riverboat, then by stagecoach — no Pacific railroad yet, Twain informs us. No less adventure more than a century later when Steve Martin and John Candy found their way home on a mix of planes, trains and automobiles.

On my recent trip to visit Kyle and Keith in St. Paul, Minn., Liz gave me a ride by car to the train station, and I caught a Metro-North train down to Harlem and the M60 bus from Harlem to La Guardia, where I caught a nonstop Northwest flight to MSP, and there another car was waiting, with Kyle and Keith inside. The trip home run in reverse. I get home, find my car has been towed for some emergency road work. (Why is such nonsense even possible this day and age, why such an assault on efficiency and mobility?)

And it intrigues me that Keith, Kyle and I have three distinct ways of getting to work. I spend nearly two hours on a train. Kyle spends maybe 45 minutes in a car. Keith pedals a few minutes on his bicycle — the "way of the future," as 19th century Paul Newman famously said in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" before stealing Katherine Ross, Robert Redford's girl, for a ride on the handlebars. Cue the Burt Bacharach.

I, too, dabble in the bicycle commute, at least as far as the train station. Someday, perhaps, we will all commute by bicycle. Viva la revolution, as Keith would say. All forms regress as they progress. Trains, once a dying form, are making a comeback. Planes are falling out of style with their rising ticket prices and increasing fees. As cities rise and small towns decline, the transportation mix will evolve rapidly. But no wheels need be reinvented. With everything close at hand, the best way to get from Point A to Point B might just be a short walk.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Long Live Diddley

If you don't know Diddley, you should.

A legend of early rock 'n' roll, Bo Diddley's contributions to the musical form's creation were on a par with -- and perhaps greater than -- those of Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry and Little Richard. So why wasn't his celebrity as great? Listening to his early songs, I get the sense that his guitar style and tone was so new, so raw that popular radio in 1955 didn't have a place for it. It took others to bring rock 'n' roll to a broader audience, but rock guitarists for the past 50 years have owed a debt to Diddley, from Buddy Holly to Bruce Springsteen.

I'll admit that I came late to the music, becoming a fan only after paying my dues into the jukebox at Wiggly Field in Weston, Wis. Amid the crappy 80s hair metal and crappier 90s country music, there were a few songs I knew I could rely on to keep me going on long nights of pitcher after pitcher of Leinie's Honey Weiss. Among those songs were three choice Diddley tunes: "Ooh Baby," "You Can't Judge a Book by the Cover," and, of course, "Roadrunner."

My equally drunken coworkers, and future bride, seemed to find me amusing enough as I goofed off by strutting my stuff and singing along to "Roadrunner" with its beep-beeps and rollicking guitar pattern.

Later, when my future bride became my bride, we played "Roadrunner" as our newlywed entrance song at the reception. A fine Grand March song, if ever there was one.

Sadly, the news came yesterday that Mr. Bo Diddley was dead at 79. But it's hardly possible to stay sad for long with such a legacy Diddley has left in his music. Play through any part of the terrific Chess Box collection's four dozen Diddley gems and feel that smile burn into your face, your foot start to tap, your head start to sway, your groove blooming, doo-wah-Diddleyfied.